The Mitchells: Round Off Back Hand Spring Gone Wrong

Friday, April 16, 2010

Didn't quite land it.

Family Quotes & Tid Bits of Wisdom

"It ended in the middle!"
"Hey mom, if you get close to a star you'll burn up and then evaporate."
"What is butt dust?"
"Sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride."
"I am a quote stealer. I steal them from my daughter. Grrrr evilness is spewing from my keyboard."
"It's my new one I'm gonna spew out everywhere."
"I scare you in a good way."
"You pee with the door open???"
"I don't want to upset my hair."
"Mom, you remember that mac'n'cheese that you put in a pan and cooked in the oven?" "Yep" "It was disgusting!"
"Stop flinging my underwear at each other!"
"At least I can tell where the butt is on MY underwear!"
"Ive been shot by a thong!"
"Thank you dad, I enjoy your discipline."
"Shut-up and go to bed."
"Mis, stop talking, you're going to hurt yourself."
"Your calculator solves way too fast."
"Who's burned now! You'd better go hop in a furnance because that would be cooler than what I just did to you."
"Mom it's OK, it didn't hurt me in my heart."
"We are the weirdest family ever...just look at us!"
"House Keeping...I'll come back later. Yeah, that's the way I like it! Uh huh, uh huh, yeah that's the way I like it!"
"Mom, anyone could have yogurt explode from their mouth."
"Men groupies lumped lemony dishwasher soap in the kitchen."
"Wait, what am I talking about?"
"There are no losers. There are those that win and those that don't win."
"I'm not addicted. I just want one."
"Isn't it called Dinglebert?"
"Ahhh, liquid leaving my body."
"You hurt me on the inside, I'm going to hurt you on the outside."
"Mom, you need to man up!"
"I have so much love inside. I LOVE MYSELF!"
"I have liquid flowing freely through my body."
"I don't know if this is clean, you can't really get soap to stay on a bread knife."
"You can write anything you want...as long as I approve it first."
"Mom, did you know you can't really go to the horizon? It's just not possible."
"There are two possible answers but one of them is wrong."
"Cold french fries are not happy french fries."
"Are you gonna put it on facebook?"
"It came out of my nose! I can't wait to tell my friends!"
"When I went hunting with Uncle Craig, someone shot a deer...I touched it."
"Well, guess what? I'm getting belly button hairs."
"Mom, my ham is...blue?!!?"
"Ewww, I bit it!"
"Don't worry Mom, it's not broken."
"Dad...I think that was illegal."
"Do you know what a weenus is?"
"When it comes to things next to my butt, parts of millimeters matter."
"I don't like to chew my food for five minutes, it just isn't my thing."
"At least I match!"
"Who doesn't want to drive without her husband?"
"I dress warm AND look good."
"I'm guessing you were in Norway?"
"Were we friends with ET?"
"Get out of my world!"
"Stop that you heathen."
"Curse you for grabbing a woman!"

Friday, April 16, 2010

Round Off Back Hand Spring Gone Wrong

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