Saturday, October 23, 2010

You Might Be A Redneck If...

You are the general at Ft. Smiley and you decide that the big tree out back is a risk to dump a big branch on your shed.

To address the problem, you spend a week with your tree trimming tools including 3 saws, 4 wedges, 5 large bolts (used as wedges), 1 old water ski rope used to guide the branch away from the rabbit hutch down below, a 30 year old power cable salvaged from a construction site (amazingly never used until now, but you knew you would need it at some point - and you were right!), and your '83 GMC to finish the job that the saws, wedges, and water ski rope - and mother nature - couldn't.

No doubt about it - Ft. Smiley is officially the red neck tree trimmer of Cache Valley. Anyone need some branches removed before winter?!

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